[02:34.00]Ask me how do I feel
[02:34.00]Now that we're cosy and clinging
[02:34.00]Well sir
[02:34.00]All I can say is
[02:34.00]If I were a bell I'd be ringing
[02:34.00]From the moment we kissed goodnight
[02:34.00]That's the way I just gotta behave
[02:34.00]And if I were a lamp I'd light
[02:34.00]Or if I were a banner I'd wave
[02:34.00]Ask me how do I feel
[02:34.00]Little me with my quiet upbringing
[02:34.00]Well sir
[02:34.00]All I can say is
[02:34.00]If I were a gate I'd be swinging
[02:34.00]And if I were a watch
[02:34.00]I'd start popping my spring
[02:34.00]Oh
[02:34.00]And if I were a bell
[02:34.00]I'd go "ding dong ding dong ding"
[02:34.00]Ask me how do I feel
[02:34.00]From this chemistry lesson I'm learning
[02:34.00]Well sir
[02:34.00]All I can say is
[02:34.00]If I were a bridge I'd be burning
[02:34.00]Well
[02:34.00]I knew my moral would crack
[02:34.00]From the wonderful way you looked
[02:34.00]Boy
[02:34.00]If I were a duck I'd quack
[02:34.00]Or if I were a goose I'd be cooked
[02:34.00]Ask me how do I feel
[02:34.00]Now that we're fondly caressing
[02:34.00]And if I were a salad
[02:34.00]I know I'd be splashing my dressing
[02:34.00]Or if I were a season
[02:34.00]I'd surely be spring
[02:34.00]Yes
[02:34.00]And if I were a bell
[02:34.00]Say
[02:34.00]If I were a bell
[02:34.00]If I were a bell
[02:34.00]I'd go "ding dong ding dong ding"