[00:02.06]Bo' Fo' Sho'_ Bo Burnham
[00:13.81]以下歌词翻译由文曲大模型提供
[00:13.81]Yo
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[00:14.52]Walkin' my poodles man it never gets old
[00:16.30]遛着我的贵宾犬 这乐趣永不褪色
[00:16.30]With my dogs on my leash i got b**ches on the hold
[00:18.94]牵绳带着爱犬 还有姑娘们等着我召唤
[00:18.94]A first aids kit that's a rhesus monkey
[00:21.01]急救包里装着恒河猴标本
[00:21.01]I bust more nuts than a pistachio junkie
[00:23.33]我爆的坚果比开心果瘾君子还多
[00:23.33]All right get more a** than a giant donkey stable
[00:25.98]没错 我斩获的蜜桃比驴厩还壮观
[00:25.98]Got more lines than whitney houston's coffee table
[00:28.19]肚里的墨水比惠特尼家咖啡桌纹路更密
[00:28.19]I get more head than grammar school lice
[00:30.16]我收获的崇拜比小学虱子还泛滥
[00:30.16]I'm like a walkin glacier i'm so decked out with ice
[00:32.53]我像移动的冰川 浑身闪耀着冰晶
[00:32.53]Did you poop a virgin cause that sh*t is tight
[00:35.00]你是处女座吗 那可真够紧的
[00:35.00]Jack ain't black barry ain't white
[00:36.95]杰克不算黑人 巴瑞也不算白人
[00:36.95]I do *** in the bedroom lie on your back
[00:39.49]我在卧室里** 你只需躺着
[00:39.49]Cause i got the pipe and you got the crack
[00:41.50]因为我有管道 而你有裂缝
[00:41.50]Though i'm sexually straight you're bound to find
[00:44.20]虽然我性取向直 但你终会发现
[00:44.20]I'm mentally gay cause i'll blow your mind
[00:46.31]我思想很弯 因为会让你震撼
[00:46.31]The parents be snicker'in "he shouldn't have written it"
[00:48.56]父母们窃笑说"他本不该写下这些"
[00:48.56]But i'm constipated couldn't give a sh*t
[00:58.85]但我郁结难舒 根本不屑一顾
[00:58.85]Yo My name is bo fo sho
[01:01.40]听着 我叫波·佛·肖
[01:01.40]A born bostonian
[01:02.64]土生土长波士顿人
[01:02.64]Aryan librarian at the word smithsonian
[01:04.56]雅利安血统的图书馆员 在文字博物馆任职
[01:04.56]The rap is scattered it hides its ingenuity
[01:06.81]说唱词句散落 暗藏机锋
[01:06.81]I gave it this little part to give it continuity
[01:13.17]特意留此段落 让故事脉络贯通
[01:13.17]The fellas say
[01:14.20]哥几个总说
[01:14.20]Hey moron pass the gin
[01:15.98]嘿 蠢货 把酒递过来
[01:15.98]Cause i'm an oxymoron breathing oxygen
[01:18.43]我是个矛盾的氧气呼吸者
[01:18.43]Give me the bottle i'll chug two thirds
[01:20.59]给我酒瓶 我能灌下三分之二
[01:20.59]Cause you b**ches know fractions speak louder than words
[01:23.34]因为你们都知道行动胜过言语
[01:23.34]Hey look at that ok
[01:26.73]嘿 看看这个 好吧
[01:26.73]And the ladies say
[01:27.90]女士们都在说
[01:27.90]Hey fellas i'm keepin' it tight and
[01:29.45]嘿 哥们 我保持得很紧致
[01:29.45]If you play your cards right you can have me tonight
[01:31.93]只要你表现好 今晚我就是你的
[01:31.93]Should i blow you or beat you brass or percussion
[01:34.49]该用铜管还是打击乐 让你神魂颠倒
[01:34.49]Oh stop period end of discussion
[01:41.04]就此打住 话题到此为止
[01:41.04]My name is bo fo sho
[01:42.42]我叫波佛修
[01:42.42]A born bostonian
[01:43.40]土生土长波士顿人
[01:43.40]Aryan librarian at the word smithsonian
[01:45.93]雅利安血统的图书馆员 在文字博物馆任职
[01:45.93]The rap is scattered it hides its ingenuity
[01:47.79]说唱词句散落 暗藏机锋
[01:47.79]I gave it this little part to give it continuity
[01:49.77]特意留此段落 让故事脉络贯通
[01:49.77]Walking through the garden with food at my feet
[01:52.70]漫步花园 脚下尽是珍馐
[01:52.70]Picked up the celery but dropped the beat
[01:55.47]拿起芹菜却掉了节拍
[01:55.47]Ooh and then i picked it up
[02:01.09]哦 我又把它捡起来
[02:01.09]Let's end this thing right
[02:04.48]让我们完美收场
[02:04.48]Yo
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[02:05.37]We're in the hood ill take what you give me
[02:07.20]在街头混迹 你给我什么我都接着
[02:07.20]Was einstein's theory good relatively
[02:07.92]爱因斯坦理论靠谱吗 相对而言
[02:07.92]A smart queen's kingdumb it doesn't mix
[02:10.81]聪明女王的王国 格格不入
[02:10.81]A litter of literates a bunch of moby dicks
[02:12.69]一群文化人 都是白鲸记
[02:12.69]"get thee to a punnery" o-just to-pheelia
[02:13.96]"去双关语乐园" 只为逗你开心
[02:13.96]Take you with a condom "stainless-steal" ya
[02:16.81]戴上防护措施 "不锈钢般"占有你
[02:16.81]Half a pound of turkey breast
[02:17.91]半磅火鸡胸肉
[02:17.91]Half a pound of chicken tits
[02:19.03]半磅鸡胸嫩肉
[02:19.03]Why are only crackers staying at the Ritz
[02:20.96]为何只有白佬住得起丽兹酒店
[02:20.96]Poverty racism isn't it strange
[02:22.93]贫穷与种族主义 难道不讽刺
[02:22.93]That only the homeless are beggin' for change
[02:24.65]只有无家可归者在街头讨零钱
[02:24.65]I shocked Sherlock
[02:25.40]我让福尔摩斯都震惊
[02:25.40]What son
[02:26.36]什么玩意儿
[02:26.36]Rosa Parks didnt call "shotgun
[02:28.34]罗莎·帕克斯可没喊"抢座"
[02:28.34]Here's a bit of irony
[02:30.15]这真是讽刺
[02:30.15]A Ford Focus driver's got ADD
[02:32.37]开福特福克斯的家伙有多动症
[02:32.37]How'd i come to master all these things
[02:34.24]我怎会精通这些门道
[02:34.24]Like a tampon thief i had to pull some strings
[02:39.06]就像偷卫生棉的小贼 我不得不耍些手段
[02:39.06]I had to pull some strings
[02:44.27]我不得不耍些花招
[02:44.27]That all right
[02:49.02]那也无妨